Welcome to my blog! Here's a little bit about me, so you know who exactly is writing this extremely amazing article.
First off, I'm not going to share my name or anything too personal with anyone, BECAUSE I SAID SO. Do not question me, please! However, there's stuff I CAN share, which I will do now.
About me!
- My birthday is on the 3rd of October. That's honestly all you need to know to get me a beautiful gift. I won't tell you what year, so don't get hopeful.
- I'm from Poland. I was born there, but I don't live there.
- I pretty much like food. Nope, I don't pig out in McDonald's (in fact, it makes me feel gross) all day, but come on, who doesn't like food? 50% of the time I ask for food is a joke. To see who will be rushing with a food trolley.
- I have two sisters, and both are younger than me. This includes a 5-month-old baby sister, cute right?
- I absolutely hate P.E (no idea what you call it, but it's the torture of having to do what they call 'sport' during school). My teachers love going on and on instead of actually burning any calories, and it's a good excuse to make us do absolutely USELESS stuff.
- On the other hand, I'm the best at Geography and Science.
- I can't say I like school in general, it's just that we are SO restricted. No freedom, we are like PUPPETS.
- I have a fairly awesome sense of humour.
- Talking? YES PLEASE. I love to tire people out with my amazing TALK,TALK AND MORE TALK.Normally it's random stuff.
- Those two guys scare me. End of story.
Seriously, LOOK AT THOSE LEGS! And, can you see those evil eyes? Scary.
IT'S COMING FOR ME. THAT TONGUE. IT SHALL GET ME.
That's all I could honestly think of, so I guess this is the end of my welcome post. Eat cookies, love food and enjoy life BECAUSE IT'S JUST FAR TOO SHORT. Do whatever, even if it's pigging out in KFC, because THIS IS YOUR ONLY OPPORTUNITY TO ENJOY IT.
If you live on broccoli and water I feel sorry for you (SARCASM), unless you have some extraordinarily rare medical allergy to all food but broccoli and water. Another post. Ha.
Anyway,
GOODBYE!
(I'm Queen Pickle FOR NOW)
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